There was a guy in the bar just sitting there staring at his drink for almost a half hour.......
Then, this big bully type truck driver steps next to him, takes the guy's drink and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts to cry. The truck driver says, "Oh, Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that...the guy says... "This day is the worst of my life. First, I slept in to late and got to work late. My boss, enraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing about it. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drove away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!"
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