A man walks into a bar ....... 
and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that! You are on!" So the man takes out his glass eye puts it up to his mouth and bites it.
The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, "I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye." Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, "I just saw you walk in here so you can't possibly be blind! Your on again!"
The man takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.
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