A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" 
Bartender says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Bartender says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Bartender says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Bartender says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Bartender says: "No, are you deaf?! We don't have any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your darn beak to the bar you annoying duck!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Bartender says: "No!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
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